Buhari's Certificate Drama ........
Nigerians : Buhari where is your certificate,?
Buhari : " I swear it is with the military".
Nigerians : Military where is Buhari's certificate.?
Military : We do not keep the certificates of service men we only keep their records.
APC supporters : This is a ploy to discredit Buhari by PDP, We prefer an illiterate to a Phd holder, What has he been using to contest in the last 3 elections.
Nigerians : Buhari where is your certificate.? We want to see to the original.
APC supporters : Nigerians listen the constitution does not say it is compulsory to present your original certificate.
Military : Nigerians do you know that service men can apply for their certificates if the lose it. Infact we attend to their request speedily. Do you also know that we have not received such request from buhari.
1 week later ... Nigerian's continue to disturb buhari.
Nigerians : Buhari where is your certificate.?
TINUBU ; “I laugh when the incapable government of Nigeria, the Poverty Development Party has nothing to say; they have the temerity to question the educational qualification of General Buhari and look for his certificate. Aaaaaaa! (laughter) Shame on them… what an insult!.
“The Armed Forces institution… Don’t go through General Buhari, ask the military. After all, he went to Army school – from Cadet School, he got a star. From there, he became Colonel, dem no talk. Then Major, dem no talk, from Brigadier General to General, dem no talk. He went to war and came back, dem no talk. They (military) sent him to Army School in London, he passed; you (military) also sent him to United States where he and white Americans did left, right, left, he passed. He came back and was not removed from the Army. He became Head of State. Nobody talked about his certificate. Since he has been contesting for the presidency, no one complained about his certificate. Now that we begged him to come and rule, they are asking for his certificate.
NIGERIANS ; Buhari we dont want to hear tinubu story!! Where is your certificate leave Tinubu story, show us! we want to see to the original certificate.....!!!
Buhari : Enough is enough the truth is that IBB and his boys stole it. They came to my house vandalized my property including my certificates and diplomas during the coup.
I can't stop laughing because this certificate must come out...
Nigerians : Buhari where is your certificate,?
Buhari : " I swear it is with the military".
Nigerians : Military where is Buhari's certificate.?
Military : We do not keep the certificates of service men we only keep their records.
APC supporters : This is a ploy to discredit Buhari by PDP, We prefer an illiterate to a Phd holder, What has he been using to contest in the last 3 elections.
Nigerians : Buhari where is your certificate.? We want to see to the original.
APC supporters : Nigerians listen the constitution does not say it is compulsory to present your original certificate.
Military : Nigerians do you know that service men can apply for their certificates if the lose it. Infact we attend to their request speedily. Do you also know that we have not received such request from buhari.
1 week later ... Nigerian's continue to disturb buhari.
Nigerians : Buhari where is your certificate.?
TINUBU ; “I laugh when the incapable government of Nigeria, the Poverty Development Party has nothing to say; they have the temerity to question the educational qualification of General Buhari and look for his certificate. Aaaaaaa! (laughter) Shame on them… what an insult!.
“The Armed Forces institution… Don’t go through General Buhari, ask the military. After all, he went to Army school – from Cadet School, he got a star. From there, he became Colonel, dem no talk. Then Major, dem no talk, from Brigadier General to General, dem no talk. He went to war and came back, dem no talk. They (military) sent him to Army School in London, he passed; you (military) also sent him to United States where he and white Americans did left, right, left, he passed. He came back and was not removed from the Army. He became Head of State. Nobody talked about his certificate. Since he has been contesting for the presidency, no one complained about his certificate. Now that we begged him to come and rule, they are asking for his certificate.
NIGERIANS ; Buhari we dont want to hear tinubu story!! Where is your certificate leave Tinubu story, show us! we want to see to the original certificate.....!!!
Buhari : Enough is enough the truth is that IBB and his boys stole it. They came to my house vandalized my property including my certificates and diplomas during the coup.
I can't stop laughing because this certificate must come out...
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